HAVE A LAUGH: Kamala Harris Down To Single Digits

Ephrom Josine
3 min readAug 6, 2019

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After the 2nd debate — you know, the one where Tulsi Gabbard destroyed Kamala Harris — many predicted that would be the start of the end of the Harris Campaign. I preferred to call in the middle of the end as calling it anything else implies that her campaign had a chance from the start.

Today, Michael Tracy posted the following image on Twitter:

In the past month, Kamala Harris has gone 13 points, in the past week she’s gone down 5. No other candidate experienced this kind of drop. Biden has jumped 10 points, Sanders is up 1 point, O’Rourke is up 1 point, Warren is up 7, and Klobuchar has stayed the same.

I should also note this clearly makes Tulsi Gabbard a serious presidential candidate. Not only has she won both debates she was in, she has also officially sunk another Presidential Candidate.

Yet, the mainstream media seems to wish to ignore this and instead continue to prop up the candidate that nobody likes. Because it worked so well for Democrats back in 2016.

The reason I find this so funny is because the mainstream media has been batting for her for quite a while now. CNN recently ran a 12 minute ad in favor of her after spending months just declaring her the most likely to win the nomination. Even during that point, the polls were mostly a tie between Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders, but they didn’t care about that.

Of course, this made me wonder “who will fight for Pell Grant recipients who operate a business for three years or longer in a disadvantaged community?”

By the way, someone created an “Oddly Specific Kamala Harris Policy Random Generator.” Here are 10 things I’ve got from it:

  1. Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a Head Start program for members of Congress who open a streetcar that operates for 6 years in their backyard.
  2. Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I’ll establish an anti-state surveillance program for the white working class who open a college that operates for 17 years in front of the baggage claim.
  3. Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a Green New Deal program for Facebook Boomers who open a ferris wheel that operates for 10 months in a retirement community.
  4. Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a prison reform program for Q-Anon followers who open a Jurassic Park that operates for 16 weeks in Jack Dorsey’s next company.
  5. Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a free tax filing program for rural voters who open a law firm that operates for 13 years in the Federal Reserve.
  6. Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a homeschooling program for African-Americans who open a charlift that operates for 6 years in front of the Statue of Liberty.
  7. Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a renewable energy program for Hispanics who open a bungee jump that operates for 15 months in Chicago.
  8. Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a GMO program for minorities who open a telecom that operates for 8 months in upstate New York.
  9. Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a green jobs program for wine moms who open a hayride that operates for 5 years in a skyscraper.
  10. Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a pension reform program for women who open a distillery that operates for 3 weeks in the Ozarks.

I love this.

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Ephrom Josine
Ephrom Josine

Written by Ephrom Josine

Political Commentator; Follow My Twitter: @EphromJosine1

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